Ho Hum our season's over
Yes the club is in relapse
So put to bed your bobble head
Reverse your rally caps
For once again our baseball team
Can neither hit nor throw
And like Big Brown, is running last
Though why, none seem to know
It's very clear, their play this year
Is hardly up to snuff
And loyal fans, in homes and stands
Have had about enough
Perhaps we now should turn to youth
To help improve our score
And look to write a younger name
Across the skipper's door
We then might stand a chance before
We all must wear Depends
To one year have a season
That can start before it ends
Carol Smith
Charlestown