I hear Seattle is for sale

From street lights to the County Jail

As long as you can pay the price

You could end up with something nice

Here's what you do, first you must say

I'll buy it and then find a way

To keep it where it now resides

Plus all the jobs that it provides

Next step is when you figure out

Just where you really will, no doubt

Now move this thing, you wanted so

To make a big fat pile of dough

Then once you find this ideal place

You claim unfit the current space

And when you've paid a bit more cash

To Oklahoma off you dash

So pick whatever thing looks good

I'm sure the Mayor even would

Agree to sell the City seal

I hear the EMP's a steal

Carol Smith

Charlestown