For reasons we can only guess
This year our garden was a mess
And neither Husband Dear nor I
Could help, despite how hard we'd try
And yet, just slightly to the north
Our neighbor managed to put forth
The kind of yard I've only seen
Displayed in Sunset Magazine
Although we didn't try to match
The harvest of her garden patch
The meager produce we did grow
Would hardly fill a teacup, though
Her crop stands proudly, fat and fine
While ours just withers on the vine
I'm sure without my fence as guard
Our plants would flee to her backyard
So more than any other year
I feel quite useless when I hear
How green and fertile is her thumb
While mine has gone completely numb
I'm hoping when she reads this poem
She'll share the bounty of her loam
If not, we'll quietly embark
To then go picking after dark
Carol Smith
West Seattle