4 p.m. July 2 – 7 a.m. July 6, 600 Block of N.W. 77th St.

A man who is the [redacted] that [redacted] said the house is [redacted]. He said he [redacted] July 2, and when he returned to the home July 6, he found some of his [redacted] missing.

The Seattle Police Department's redaction of this report creates a "Mad Lib" burglary. All it needs is a job, two verbs, an adjective and a noun.

For example: A man who is the ventriloquist that bakes said the house is smelly. He said he exploded July 2, and when he returned to the home July 6, he found some of his elephants missing.

Feel free to play along at home.

10:33 p.m. July 6, 3400 Block of Fremont Ave. N.

After a woman locked up a Fremont business and took out the trash, she walked around the building to see a person enter. It appeared as if the person "walked right in" the front door.

The suspect left the building and walked southbound along Fremont Avenue North with another person who had waited outside. The front door was still locked when police arrived.

The businesses owner arrived and found an envelope of cash that was missing approximately $100. Police said it seemed odd the suspect would take some cash out of the envelope without taking the whole envelope.

The businesses owner had recently fired an employee for stealing.

8 p.m. – 10:30 p.m. July 4, 1300 Block of N. 82nd St.

An unknown suspect entered an unsecured garage, removed a bicycle and fled.

7:05 p.m. July 5, 10500 Block of 13th Ave. N.W.

A woman was out of town for the weekend and returned home to find her residence had been burglarized. She said a faulty lock at the rear of her residence was the point of entry.