Longtime West Seattle resident, and Seafair Pirate from 1982-1990, "Hurricane" Robb Zerr, right, pictured with his best buddy, Pirate "Waterrat" Bobby Smyth. Zerr, now a Floridian, just wrote a book about his experiences in the edgier era of Alki Piracy, "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast". He will sign his book at the Shipwreck Tavern, 4210 SW Admiral Way, TONIGHT UNTIL 9:pm. (206) 420-4718. Other pirate colleagues of Zerr will also appear, all in costume.
Longtime Seattle Seafair Pirate fans may recall the edgier era of those saber-rattling, masked men. Member Robb Zerr, was "Hurricane" from 1982-1990. He just wrote a new book, "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast", a 432-page paperback, and Kindle. He recounts episodes of hooliganism, Caribbean travels, drinking, romancing the "wenches", and, well, more drinking.
He will sign his book at the Shipwreck Tavern, 4210 SW Admiral Way, Saturday, 4:pm-9:pm. (206) 420-4718. Other pirate "colleagues" of Zerr will also appear, all in costume for a festive reunion.
The Renton-born professional writer lived in West Seattle 15 years and now lives on Hutchison Island in Florida, north of Palm Beach, and a bit closer to the Caribbean Islands like a "good" pirate. He does corporate work for his Communicreations. He also writes a daily blog of musings called RobZerrvations.com.
Zerr heads an entertaining troupe coined "Pyrates of the Coast", between 10-20 musicians, actors, actresses, and other creative folks who entertain as pirates in the U.S. and Caribbean. Some members are former Seafair Pirates, including "Waterrat", Bobby Smyth. Most live in Florida and the Seattle area. They entertain on cruise ships, at casinos, resorts and schools.
Zerr spoke to the West Seattle Herald about his book, and some memories it contains.
"My life of piracy started when I was in a band with my two brothers and we met up with a pirate at a performance. He asked us to join. I think we were asked because they didn't have a pirate band. We'd go up on stage in a pub and sing while the other pirates would mingle and customers would buy drinks.
"We were told to always be an asset to the group, never badmouth the public, even if you were drunk. I have been told it is a very difficult group to get into, but a very easy group to get out of.
"I was 24, wet behind the years. It opened up an entire world to me that I had never seen before. I had no idea. Back then it was the wild times. I think we could do things they can't do now. We could of course drink in public. Onboard the (pirate ship) Moby Duck we had at least one garbage can if not two filled with beer, and we would have tankards to carry, to fill up onboard, and we could keep drinking during the parades.
"We'd host women in the party room back at the hotel. Free drinks. Typically if we were in pirate costume we wouldn't get in trouble because we had a couple of police captains and iieutenants in the group.
Pirates fire blanks with shot guns. In one instance there was a real bullet that luckily just fired into the Duck. Once we were driving the Duck into Green Lake, which you can't do. The police tried to stop us, but Mayor Charles Royer was on board chatting it up with Miss Washington, and insisted the lake was part of international waters. So the officer didn't stop us.
"We were a bunch of kids. It was like watching Peter Pan and we were the Lost Boys. We were a family, a tight organization that watch each others' backs.
I miss the Seafair Pirates who have died. Morie Lohre was a great guy.
(He was "Captain Kidd" from 1995-1996 and passed away in 2002.) There was Weaver Dial, a West Seattle icon, and tremendous folk artist. He was a pirate for about 50 years. (He was Captain Kidd in 1962 and Davy Jones in 1989.) Had two children, Yankee and Dixie. I think about him every day. He would never be out of costume. Even when he went swimming he had one of those 1800's striped swimming outfits. He was an original. I wish more people could have known him. They're not going to make another one of him, ever. He taught me a lot about being a pirate.
"I would never have a boat. I borrow everyone else's boat. I think they call that piracy. I know quite a few people with tall ships I get to go on. I am good friends with the captain of the 74-foot gaff rigged topsail schooner WOLF based in Key West. In the book I explain how we (his 'Pyrate' troupe) ran aground in Port Royal, Jamaica. Their coast guard recused the school kids on board while we had to pay a local guy $100 in advance to tow the boat. That's piracy.
"Port Royal was really the richest port in the entire world outside of Boston until an earthquake leveled it. Every great pirate, Captain Morgan, Blackbeard, and the two famous female pirates, Anne Bonney and Mary Read went to Port Royal. About two-thirds of the island sank in 1692 and 4,000 died. Some remnants still wash up on the beach, pieces of broken pottery.The shore is a very reverent place for the local Jamaicans as so many died.
"As Pyrates we try not to say 'argh' and 'matey' all the time. We are more real. Pirates didn't talk that way. They talked like anyone else did during the time period they lived in. Also, they were multi-national. You'd have crews of Frenchmen with English, Dutch, and freed slaves. We do play it as much hysterical as historical. People would be pretty bored if it was all just a history lesson."