Let's care for our own first
I am trying to figure out how I can become a refugee. I could live in a $1,000 apartment for a pittance, get medical coupons and food stamps, have a big-screen TV and drive a new car. I could wear a lot of gold and dress the babies in the latest of fashion.
I could complain about your holidays and make you take down all of your trimmings and you would have to say, "merry Anything" and "Happy Whatever."
But I don't think I would enjoy it.