Saucy thief
An unknown person sneaked into a local church, broke into a locked office, and stole a safe containing the church's master keys and a number of checks. Apparently famished by his or her derring-do, the thief then cooked a meal of pasta with red sauce and tamales in the church kitchen.
In North Admiral, a young man was taken to Harborview for treatment of a shoulder injury. According to his grandparents, the 19 year old was high on drugs and jumped out of a second-story window. Uninjured, he returned to the house to retrieve a six-pack of beer.