No Country for Big Umbrellas
by Jean Godden
Seattle's tolerance for newcomers toting umbrellas has been tested recently by the number of Amazon employees seen toting oversized orange and white golf umbrellas on city sidewalks.
Those bumbershoots, picked up from buckets at building exits, stretch some five feet in diameter. Not only do they commandeer large swaths of narrow sidewalks, but to make matters worse they're lethal. The fearsome ribs seem designed to poke out eyes and stab cheeks and earlobes.
The giant rain deflectors shield company workers and, in many cases, also shelter their dogs. Those pampered canines, some fully outfitted in doggy rain wear, are kept dry while they attend to their business, peeing on Seattle sidewalks. It's enough to raise the hackles of even the most welcoming Seattle locals.
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