Even gods debate transportation
In the book of Exodus, when God sent bread from heaven to feed the Israelites, it was a sweet bread they called "manna."
Manna was described as being "like the coriander seed" and tasted like wafers made with honey.
Well, God may not be raining heavenly wafers down on the Burienites, but the gods (spelled with a lower case "g") are definitely showering us with our semi-annual dose of theatrical comedy, wine, hors d'oeuvres, coriander and...chicken.
Chicken? Is the Breeders Theater now in the poultry business? Not exactly.