Pat's view: Rain of terror
70 percent of the surface of our planet is covered by water---including Budweiser, Gatorade and drool.
Land and poor math students cover the other 45 percent.
After our unusually sunny summer, the return of Seattle rain is getting mixed reviews.
It hasn’t gotten quite torrential yet---and there’s no need to build an ark---but the autumnal weather has arrived. To some longtime dwellers, it’s like a reunion with an old friend---a soggy old friend who drenches us in reassuring familiarity.
But for other local folks, the return of the rain is akin to the re-arrival of an obnoxious relative---Uncle Earl, who sloshes through your front door unannounced and planning to stick around until at least next May.
An acquaintance from the Midwest once said to me, “No wonder you Seattle people have cornered so much of the market on coffee, craft brews and wine. You’ve got so much water to work with.” Based on that reasoning, we should also be the world leader in all other things liquid: water parks, picks, melons and nymphs---not to mention artificial tears, humidifiers and spittoons.