Crotch Rocket Duo Play for Keeps - Flee After Surprised by Victim

On August 24th, officers responded to a burglary at a residence at the 1700 block of Northwest 61st Street. The victim told officers that while he was upstairs in his room, he heard someone walking up his stairs. He went to look, and on the stairs he saw a man in a white helmet with red streaks and a woman in her late teens with long blonde hair.When the suspects saw the victim, they ran out of the house. The victim said his front door was locked. He thought he heard the sound of keys, so he believes the suspect has a key to his home. Officers were unable to recover any fingerprints.

Mad Max ‘Scrappers’ Suspected of Taking Welding Machines

On August 25th, officers responded to a burglary/forced entry at a manufacturing building at the 800 block of Northwest 42nd Street. Officers made contact with the employee/ witness who said that after returning to work from the weekend, he noticed that a heavy chain used to lock a large sliding door had been cut. The employee reported two welders and wire feeders had been taken. The estimated valued of the machines is $10,000. Officers noted that over 24 hours had passed since the crime and there were numerous employees working at the scene. Gathering fingerprints at that point “was futile,” stated the police report. The employees speculated that “metal scrappers” were the culprits, because there had been metal “scraps” taken from the yard before the incident. Mad Max had also visited the lot looking for parts needed for a V8 Interceptor. Police have no leads, but speculate there could be security footage that depicts mutant renegade motor heads with mohawks and feather-laced football shoulder pads taking the machines and scraps.

Thieves Make Off With Family Heirlooms

On August 28th, officers responded to a burglary at a home on the 7000 block of 21st Avenue Northwest. The victims told officers that they had left their home that morning and when they returned in the evening they found their home a mess. Drawers were pulled out of desks. They noticed that a side window had the screen removed and that one of their patio chairs had been moved, supposedly for the suspects to get into the house. In their upstairs bedroom there were jewelry boxes taken from the closest. Wedding rings from one of the victim’s parents were taken, along with watches and checks. A laptop was also taken. The couple showed officers a motion detection camera they have in their living room. The footage revealed two black males in their early twenties walking through the room. Officers were able to recover two sets of latent fingerprints from the crime scene.