Don't let wife read first item
If you think you are a great husband because you get up on Saturday mornings and percolate a pot of caffeine for your mate, forget it.
Ken Selander, now tired and retired Highline attorney, has served his wife Carol her breakfast in bed EVERY MORNING for over FORTY years. And not just some toast and a dish of canned peaches. He can even make a mean omelet, or eggs Benedict. Now that has to be some kind of marital record.
The sign on the door of Miller Paints reads: THIS IS AN EMPLOYEE OWNED STORE.