Regrets, she's had a few after hearing birthday whining
Recently, Marge hears plaintive warbling emanating from the bathroom whenever I'm in the tub:
"And now the end is near. So I face the final curtain.... Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.... The record shows, I took the blows, and did it MY WAAAAY!"
Other times, it's a selection from the Jimmy Buffet songbook: "Some of its magic and some of its tragic, but it's been a good life all in all."
Why the histrionics?
I just turned 60.
This wasn't supposed to happen to a baby-boomer.